Since I've been gone

I've been gone for a minute but now I am back. Sorry if you missed me. I know i am the only one reading this so I missed me. I was not on vaca I was on a break. during my break it became evident that I missed a lot of things worth blogging about or blog worthy events.
Olympics
Let's pick up where I left off in my last installment I was covering the Olympics. Well we all know how it ended Mike Phelps won the whole thing and China won more gold medals than every country. We also learned that new communism is a show off. Same old oppressive government with an arrogant put it in your face twist. They invited the world to see how little the government cares about what the rest of the world thinks. The taunt us with their little gymnasts and their smog. They gave those who did not like it a big red finger.
US Politics
Both parties had their coventions. One party had a bitter old lady declaring that she and her "Traveling Suits" were endorsing Barack Obama. Her crazy husband my just be looking accross party line because...
The other party chose Ms Alaska 1984 as the Veep choice. we have since learned that we should not cross her because she will have us fired. She opposes abortion and supports teen pregnacy. Katie Kouric was mean to her actually asking her questions concerning political issues forcing her dad to come save her.