What Does This Mean?

What is Dangers in Courtesy Flushing?
D.I.C.F. seeks to explain the the unexplained phenomenon of nothing and everything. To understand the previous sentence one must first understand the dangers in courtesy flushing. The danger in courtesy flushing is you never are given an opportunity to examine consistency and color of your stool. Consider the following:

A young man and his friends were traveling after a night of partying (drinking, chasing whores, and fighting) he woke up to find himself inside a Jetta right side up in a ditch. The young lady beside him barely breathing and he barely had a scratch on him. He reached in the her purse and pulled out her Altoids's (who wants to have bad breath or dirty underwear when the medics arrive...they do judge) and mobile phone and called the contact denoted as ICE (In case of emergency). Her roommate answered and was on her way. When the roommate arrived the medics were already on the scene they said it looked as though the passenger was moved into the driver's seat, but could not prove anything. About this time he realized the roommate was freaking hot and asked her for a ride home. He claimed he could not remember his address so the attractive young lady took him to her place. She commented on his fresh breath. He commented on her more than ample breast. The two began to love wrestle. Afterwards it seems the gin had began to work through his system, and he went to her bathroom to shit. He knew how foul gin shits smelled so he courtesy flushed. He returns to the bedroom and the two of them cuddled. Hours later the beautiful roommate realized the young man was not breathing. He was dead. Massive internal bleeding.

Had he not courtesy flushed he would have noticed the maroon stool, sought medical attention, and would be alive to tell this story himself. D.I.C.F. seeks to expose the bloody stools in society so we can all survive one night stands and tell our friends about it.